Well, apparently the universe likes me to stick to soft and natural. I prepared the Cochineal by grinding up a few bugs and adding them to water until the colors was really saturated and way too strong for what I intended. When I added the lye the water turned to purple, as was to be expected, but when I added the oils and started to stir, the colour simply disappeared. I had this happen once with Logwood, a beautiful purple that refused to participate in a soap making adventure. Since I really didn't want as wishy-washy nondescript soap I grabbed my bottle of ... no not Rumex oil, but Rheum oil (that's Rhubarb to you and me). As I poured it into the soap I could see great red color swirls and they soon turned the soap pink and I was quite happy. Usually Rumex and Rheum oils turn a tan colour at first, changing overnight to pink. But this was fine with me. Immediately pink. Great. So I put some Lavender, Lemongrass and Rosewood essential oils into it and then my poppy seeds, poured it into the little moulds and went to bed.
I made a really small recipe, only 260 g. / 9.2 oz, the smallest batch I've ever tried.
Olive oil 33%
Coconut oil 33%
Soybean oil 10%
Sunflower oil 10%
Cocoa butter 14%
The next morning this surprising result waited for me. Exactly what I hadn't wanted: A rather insipid, undecided, plain, dull, nondescript, wishy-washy colour, if it even deserves that noun. And to make matters worse, it had a really really thick layer of ash. I don't mind some ash, but this was really thick. I don't know how the colour managed to change from a lovely, and yes soft, pink to a really weird blueish-in-some-places-pinkish-in-others-and-no-real-colour-at-all-in-between. But it did. And after looking at it for a few weeks (and a hard day of gardening in the allotment garden) I used it and decided that it wasn't a miserable failure after all. It was a nice size, it smelled lovely, it had a nice lather and the Poppy seeds gave it just the perfect scrub without being too rough. Just perfectly natural and slightly irregular like the life I live, the vegetables I grow and the raised beds that I built.